WHO IS DEPRESSING THE NATION ???

WHAT ELSE IS DEPRESSING THE NATION-

# RAKHI SAWANT AND BABA RAMDEV- They Pose great threat as an item number in real life. Rakhi Sawant has warned she would like to marry the occasionally cross dressing yoga teacher. The man himself has maintained a studied silence on the issue. In the of such a union, the country must come together to send the baba and babe in an indefinite honeymoon – to Siberia.

# RAM GOPAL VERMA – This one guy who can drive you straight to Nexito 10, or without Maria Susairaj. Bollywood is agog with rumours that he has stopped watching his own movies and his film making is a bad case of OCD.

# DIGVIJAY SINGH – Afflicted with a new condition called Mike madness, he is keeping himself fit these days chasing unsuspecting BJP workers with an intention to harm them physically. The man who everyone calls The opinion says he is convinced the congress loves him.

# MALLIKA SHERAWAT – The thought of seeing her in another HISS Franchise is so disruptive to the brain that it’ll need a hard dose of anti-venom just to function normally. And what’s with the sudden consciousness of modesty. Get rid of the loose-lifting garments and Obama fixation.


# N D TIWARI – The country’s antipaternity test patron. There was a Tweet on Tiwari recently: “After seeing Heena Rabbani Khar, ND Tiwari wants to be foreigh minister again!” He saya the videos showing him frolicking with young women in the Raj Bhawan were doctored. We believe.

#SIDDARTH MALLYA WITH DEEPIKA PADUKON – Deepika has a soft spot for men who look like boys. Remember Ranbir? But it is traumatic to see her in the VIP box during IPL matches trying hard to enjoy the games, on and off the field. And what was Sid thinking going around Mumbai half naked recently? Deepika looked downcast as she followed him a few paces behind. We understand.

# MAYAWATI – See her in real life, see her in stone (lots of them, in hundreds), and now see her in movies. Someone stop her before she pulls away the land under your feet.

# SURESH KALMADI – He’s come out to say it is not dementia that he suffers from and that he remembers everything – from who cooked the CWG books to what was the core principle his team was following. He has been misled by his lawyers. Admitting to dementia could have been a better bet.

2 comments:

  1. no honesty in india.the honest people are often poor and starving,ilitrate,villagers .literate people are more corrupt.i can challange any who has solution to eliminate poverty and starving.after that they may consentrate on eliminating corruption

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  2. we know that corruption is one of the major barriers to seeing an end to poverty, and where it happens it's the poorest people who pay the ultimate price, often with their lives. If we are to see an end to extreme poverty within a lifetime, we must see an end to corruption, and we must see more movements such as this, led by the people themselves demanding their rights.

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